We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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