We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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