i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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