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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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