Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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