Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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