Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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