hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
