Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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