STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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