I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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