Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
its liver damage thursday
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
