Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize