Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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