this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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