I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Boobs speak an international language.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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