Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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