I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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