pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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