I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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