Got a toothbrush?
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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