Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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