And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
