i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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