so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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