it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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