We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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