Yo dont text me then not text me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
