Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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