your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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