I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We have started to decorate penises.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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