Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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