I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He did a backflip because drugs
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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