This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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