uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she smelled like a LAN party
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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