I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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