Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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