It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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