What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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