i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
