Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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