I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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