if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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