will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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