We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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