You work out of a Hotel?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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