Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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