You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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