who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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