is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
