is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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