Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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