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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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