Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
im having a threesome with these popsicles
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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