Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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