So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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