dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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