I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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